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INTERVIEW with Bob Johnson "Porno Star"
Okay boys and girls, Ricky Less here to give you yoru monthly dose of interview, this month we got BJPS and his take on what happened at Sober Octoberfest AND what WILL happen at BAR-CADE on the 8th.

[dick] so Bob, first things first, how does it feel to be the new Soft-Core champion?
[bob] Feels great ya dumbass how else would it feel?
[dick] What was your take on the whole Nemesis ordeal, holding Nick at gunpoint and forcing him to sign a new contract?
[bob]well ya saw Nicky enter in a last minute change on it before he signed it and frontier psyched Nemesis rotund ass to hell right? Nicky knows what he's doin, he aint stupid...pretty old but not stupid.
[dick] How about Our new Overweight Champ Iceberg? Masked Mystery Man was giving him hell for a while there....
[bob] Icee, he's a weird one. I dont get him half the time...always so fuckin serious about everything. Hes a decent guy though, and he earned that overweight strap. masked maxi-pad he's a damned good wrestler...but he's also a cocky little mo-focker. Iceberg was obviousley toying with him near the end of that match.
[dick] What about the return of Ratt? He comes out with his garbage can entrance, then for his match he's wrapped as a present, and he comes out of a fold up murphy bed! then proceeds to beat the crap out of super sloth...
[bob] Roth "The Ratt" Sedgewick has always been a tough little son of a weasel, and he's got a good sense of humor, and he gives out free beer at his parties. I'm glad he's back, and im glad he's the People's champ....for the time being...
[dick] What about The Spyder losing to Ratt fair and square...only 5 people have ever beaten Booz, and including ratt only 2 have donme it fairly.
[bob] I know what your thinking, how does a little fucking tiny ass former Handi-Cap champ defeat the arguably greatest wrestler in Paulding County and maybe even Georgia? Simple, Ratt's fuckin smart. He's also a patient son of a bitch..think about it, did you ever notice how Nick always seem to beat Ratt like he was no sweat before? And yet somehow it always took Nick more than 5 minutes to beat him? Its cause Ratt was learning Nicks moves, strategies, techniques. Nick knows it now, I always fuckin knew it. Ratt was shocked as hell though when Nick saved a few surprises for that match but they werent enough, Ratt had Nick completely figured out, and pardon the pun but Squeeked out a victory.
[dick] why wasnt Nicked pissed off about it?
[bob] Cause you jug-monkey, Nick respects anyone that will let someone beat their ass for years on end just to learn how to beat them in the end! That takes guts! that takes cock'n'balls! Would you let me beat your ass for years just so you could learn how to beat me? I dont think so cause your an impatient little cock knobbler. Not Ratt, he tough, and he proved that to Nick, and beleive me there is nothing spyder respects more.
[dick] so what are you gonna do at bar-cade? [bob] Nothing. but rest assured that my oppenent will get beaten by a six-foot JOHNSON!

Breaking Ground for new PAULDING ALLIANCE CENTER aka the new PCAW arena.
Construction of the New PAULDING ALLIANCE CENTER has begun ahead of schedule. According to Nick Booz ad Edmund Money (PCAW Owners) it has been a goal to have a permanent wrestling area for Television tapings. Thee proposed layout of the center is as follows: Nick Booz-"We plan on creating a small semi-outdoor setup. We feel that not only is this the most cost effective layout, it is also ideal for the hot and humid Georgia weather." The seating and ring area is pproposed to have a large canopy to protect all from any precipitation (rain, sleet, etc.)

There will be a small building where the wrestlers dressing room as well as supply storage (for merchandise, and camera equippment) and flood lighting for night shows. The most intriguing aspect of construction is the new custom built ring. PCAW currently uses a ring that was purchased many years ago and was used. the ring is 15 feet by 15 feet. The ring is getting quite worn out and the wrestlers have been complaining about having it replaced. while PCAW intends to keep the old ring for road shows, the new ring will be custiom made and has been designed by Nick Booz and Edmund Money.

The design schematic dictates a 13 foot by 13 foot ring removing four square feet of space that the wrestlers were used to. Its also proposes One-Ton Nylon urithane laced rope as opposed to the one ton hemp rope formerly used. there are also a few "hidden" designs that Booz and Money will not reveal.

The PCAW Entertainment Company is also putting in seating for up to 127 people with room to expand upon. The rain canopy will be constructed of "Arctic Mesh" which essentially is highly durable and sun reflecting tarp material. The PAULDING ALLIANCE CENTER is sure to be an amazing site to see. But one must ask, where did the money to purchase the land, and the materials come from?

The answer: The money used to purchase the land came from merchadise sales, a loan from Roth Sedgewick (always good in the clutch) and from saved money from our sponsors like A-1 Tool Rental, Chunky's Dairy, and of course Coca-Cola(TM). Now how about the money for the materials: the answer is that the materials have not as yet been purchased...entirely. The PAULDING ALLIANCE CENTER is as it stands a large patch of dirt and cement in HICKS FIELD for the moment. Official construction will not begin until March 15 when revenue from PCAW SPRING BROKE and PCAW BASH NOT AT THE BEACH are allocated to finish the purchase of all needed material. Completion of the PAULDING ALLIANCE CENTER is scheduled for November 2003. But Edmund Money states "It will more than likely take us till 2004 for it to be completely finished."

Outside The Ring: Wrestler Biographies
"The Spyder" Nick Booz

Age: 27

Other Known Wrestling Aliases:
The Spyder
Nick Booz
"The Spyder" Nick Booz
The Arch Feind

Previous Wrestling Experience:
TBWC-Tampa Bay Wrestling Company
WCWWF-Western Continental Wide Wrestling Federation
KWA-Korean Wreatling Alliance
PCAW-Paulding County Alliance Wrestling

Other Careers:
Host @ Barry's Cotton Gin Restaurant
Stocker @ Taco Bell
Private First Class @ 3rd Med COm, US Army
Electronics Expert @ Target
Public Counselor

Education Credentials:
Dual Seal Diploma from Hiram High School
B.S. Counseling Psychology from Kennesaw State
Military Training Certificate

Other Credentials:
MPKA Martial Arts Champion 1994
MPKA Martial Arts Champion 1995

"The All-American" Brent Adams

Age: 23

Previous Wrestling Experience:

3rd Place National Wrestling Tournament AAA
2nd Place State WRestling Finals AAAA
PCAW-Paulding County Alliance Wrestling

Previous Careers:
Paulding Public Services

Education Credentials:
College Preperatory Diploma

Other Credentials:
Speech Impediment

Nemesis

Age: 22

Previous Wrestling Experience:
BCW- Boston City Wrestling
WCWWF- Western Continental Wide Wrestling Fed.
PCAW- Paulding County Alliance Wrestling

Previous Careers:
West Georgia Recreation Center
Lake Altoona YMCA Counselor

Education Credentials:
College Preperatory Diploma
B.B. Business @ UWGA

Other Credentials:
Paulding County Public Basketball Circuits

Timber

Age: 23

Previous Wrestling Experience:
WCWWF
PCAW

Previous Careers:
Tanning Salon
Chef @ Atlanta Wings
Chef @ Waffle House
Private First Class, Infantry, US ARMY

Education Credentials:
Technical Career Diploma
Military Training Certificate

Other Credentials:
US Army Raider Team

KatzenJammer

Age: 25

Previous Wrestling Experience:
ECWG- Euro Culture Wrestling Group
WCWWF
PCAW

Previous Careers:
Regal Cinemas
Chef @ Sbarro's

Education Credentials:
Dual Seal Diploma
US Citizenship Certificate
B.B Business Law @ UWGA

Other Credentials:
Needs To Get Laid

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